Monday, May 6, 2019

Reese's Favorite Things - Mousey



This is my furriend Mousey.  He is very special because he has a magic belly.



The momeh feeds Mousey my bestest nom-noms


I look and see nom noms in Mousey's belly


I ask Mousey to share nom noms with me.


Then I purrlitely knock Mousey over a little.


Nom noms fall out of Mousey's belly and I eats them!


Me so sleepys after all of that, so I nappy.


You can gets your own Mousey furriend (affiliate link below)

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Reese's Charm and Etiquette Lessons - Tail Swishing


Hello, effurypuddy!  Welcome to this week's charm and etiquette lesson.  Today we will be talking about tail swishing.

It is vewy important to swish your tail at the appropriate and most opportune times.  Here is a list of the 3 top picks for swishing:

  • When the bean is on the compooper be sure to get right up on the keyboard as centered as possible.  Then swish, swish, swish.  Your momeh or dadeh will be so delighted by this act of kindness.
  • As a special gift, get up on the dinner table when no one is watching and then, swish, swish, swish.  If you do this just right, your furs should be scattered on the entire table.
  • If your beans are asleep, cuddle right up next to one of them so that you can swish your tail right on their face.  
Do you have a favorite swishing place or time?  Please share so we can all learn to be charming and etiquette.


Class dismissed!

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Reese's Charm and Etiquette Lesson


It is best to ignore the fresh water in the bowl provided for you near your food dish.  Instead, drink from a tap of a faucet in the kitchen or bathroom if at all possible.  Also, step on the stopper to make a puddle of water.  Be sure to play and walk in the water and then throughout the house. 


Remember, it is always acceptable to slurp loudly!


That's all for today's class!


Meooowww hahahahahaha!

Friday, April 26, 2019

Happy National Arbor Day from Reese




TREES are my FAVORITE.  There are lots of BIRDS and BUGS and SQUIRRELS in the TREES.
One time, I SAW an OUTSIDE puddy run up a TREE very FAST.  That PUDDY did not come DOWN from the TREE for a very long TIME.  I think the puddy was ASCARED of the DOG that CHASED her up the TREE.

I think I will go WATCH the TREES right now.


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