It's MONDAY again. ::SIGH:: I don't know WHY the Mommeh has to go to WORK. ALL she does there, is SIT around in a CHAIR on WHEELS. She can sit AROUND in a chair on wheels at HOME. Or she could take ME with HER. I am extra GOOD at SITTING in a chair on wheels. I could put my FURS on the chair on wheels at WORK. Or maybe I could even SIT on her LAP. That would be very HELPFUL I'm sure.
I WONDER if the chair on wheels at WORK would have a FOOD dish CLOSE to it like the chair on wheels at home does? Hmmmm. Maybe I'll just stay HOME.
I wanna GO ooooooowwwwt! I WANNA go oooowwwt! Maybe if I say it LOUDER, she will HEAR me. Let MeeeOooOoowwwWWWt! Yay! It WORKED! Here I am in my ENCLOSURE. I like to EATS the GRASS! I am a GOOD lawn MOWER. What a GOOD helper I am! Yum, yum, YUMMY!
Oh, look! I think I see a MONSTER! No, it's a ROBIN. A robin is PRETTY close to being a MONSTER. See? It MAKES my EARS go BACK.
Oh! I really LIKE to SNIFFS the fresh AIR! Going OUTSIDE is so much FUN! I could do it ALL day!