Today's LESSON is on TABLE Etiquette. I have a lot of EXPERIENCE in this pawticular AREA, so I THINK I can SPEAK as a pawfessional!
The MOST proper time to STAND on the TABLE is THANKSGIVING or any other EVENT when there is LOTS of FOOD on the TABLE. This is ESPECIALLY good, if there is a HOUSE full of COMPANY!
If no purrrrsons NOTICE you at furst, it is ACCEPTABLE to let out a
VERY loud MEEEEEEOOOOW. The Momeh does NOT have any pichurs of ME on the TABLE when there is FOOD or COMPANY. For some REASON she ENJOYS chasing ME off the TABLE rather then using the FLASHY box during THESE times.