- Did you hear the one about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? She set a new lap record.
- Did you hear the one about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
- Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- Where does a cat go when she loses her tail? A re-tail store.
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because she is always spotted.
- Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of it's bark.
- What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping Tom.
- Why did the cat like to go bowling? Because is was an Alley Cat.
- What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
- What's a cats favorite food on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What side of a cat has the most fur? The out-side.
I crack myself up.
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That has just made our mum laugh - that is just her sense of humour!
Thanks for that - always good to start the day smiling!
Martha & Bailey xxx
Hahaha! A mice cream cone! Hahaha, we want one!ReplyDelete
MOL! Those were really funny, Reese! We love a good joke!ReplyDelete
Haha! Thanks for the laughs today, Reese!ReplyDelete
Thanks for making us laugh today, Reese!ReplyDelete
Very Funny !!!!!!ReplyDelete
Those are funny Reese! Thanks for starting our day off with laughs!ReplyDelete
A "re-tail" store! Hahahaha!ReplyDelete
Har, har! Mice cream!!!ReplyDelete
Hahahaha! Funny jokes!ReplyDelete
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
Hahahahaha! Those were very excellent jokes Reese!ReplyDelete
Ok, those were so corny! But I am sure I will use them all at some point!ReplyDelete
It's so funny! Cool post and all purrs and love to you dear friend!ReplyDelete
#2 is my favorite!ReplyDelete
Hahahaha! Those are good ones:)ReplyDelete
LOL! You are a funny kitty Reese!ReplyDelete
You made alla' us smile so big! We needed that today. Thank you so much!☺ReplyDelete
Ha! Ha! We thinks those are all very clever! Especially a re-tail store! and a mice cream cone!ReplyDelete
hahahaha! cheeeeeeesy ;)ReplyDelete
Love is funny"
I Want You"
Despite all of those jokes being corny, you're still the man, Reese... or woman.ReplyDelete
And yeah, we don't like having cheetahs on our games too...