Saturday, August 22, 2009

Reese the ForTUNA Teller Returns

Hello, dear friends. It is I, Madame Reese Kitty. The world's greatest ForTUNA Teller and best Mind Reader of all time. I sensed that you were needing me to return so...wahlah! I know there may be some of you questioning my abilities. Let me assure you, I am not a fake. A fraud perhaps, but not a fake.

Today, I have asked my prodigies to assist me with a demonstration that will shock and amaze you. Do not be afraid. Simply click on my image below.
I hope the spooky music did not frighten you. Now, I would like to leave you with this parting fortune cookie psychic message:

"Judge each day not by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant."

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41 comments:

  1. Teddy WestlifeAugust 22, 2009 at 1:26 AM

    I do not think you are a fake at all :)

    Huffle Mawson

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  2. UnknownAugust 22, 2009 at 1:58 AM

    That is brilliant, Reese. I believe!

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  3. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 22, 2009 at 3:28 AM

    Reese you are so clever. We hope you can't read everything that is in our minds.

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  4. Martha August 22, 2009 at 4:18 AM

    Hi Madame Reese Kitty, Thank you for that demostration - we never thought you were a fake!
    Can you tell us when we will both be meeting tall, dark and handsome doggies?
    love and kisses
    Martha & Bailey xxxx
    ps do we need to cross your paw with a gold fish?

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  5. Backcountry BrodieAugust 22, 2009 at 4:27 AM

    Truly amazing. I had no idea you had such talents.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 22, 2009 at 4:29 AM

    We would NEFFUR doubt your abilities Madam Reese. Have a super Saturday!!!

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  7. Checkers & ChessAugust 22, 2009 at 5:51 AM

    oh Reese - you are so pretty - but then you are black and white like me - My little Livy would totally adore you - she just loves kitties

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  8. The Island CatsAugust 22, 2009 at 6:09 AM

    How'd you do that???

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  9. sadermaxxAugust 22, 2009 at 6:16 AM

    Hi reese!
    I hope you get a treat for your services, not every cat has your talent.

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  10. DmaAugust 22, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    that was cool. you are no fraud.

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  11. SeaThreePeeOAugust 22, 2009 at 7:09 AM

    How could anyone call your powers into question? All hail Reese the wonder kitty!

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  12. CoryAugust 22, 2009 at 7:12 AM

    Reese, can you help me predict when I might get some more extra sharp cheddar cheese?

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  13. AnonymousAugust 22, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    You are soooo talented Reese! Amazing kitty are you!

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  14. The Adventures of the LLB GangAugust 22, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    Wow Reese...I am speechless in amazement!

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  15. AnyaAugust 22, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    Hi Madam Reese
    You are Super Lovely today ;)
    hugs
    Kareltje =^.^=

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  16. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!August 22, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    Woo are soooo furry smart -

    Is there a khanine inside your khytty furry suit?

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  17. AnonymousAugust 22, 2009 at 8:31 AM

    You always know the right things to say Reese sweety ;o)

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  18. AnonymousAugust 22, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    that was very interesting - a different sort of post and I enjoyed it - Love your hat!

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  19. Laila and Angel MinchieAugust 22, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    OMC! Reese, how did you do that?

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  20. Sam and AndyAugust 22, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    You are GOOD, Reese.......we love you!!!!!

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  21. ANGEL ABBYGRACEAugust 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    * whoa *
    Reese Momma did it twice and it was correct...amazing!
    *hahahahahaha* Beans are entertained so easily.

    purrs
    Abby

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  22. DaisyAugust 22, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    It worked, it worked!

    Reese, I mean Madame Reese Kitty, I always knew you were 100% authentic!

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  23. The Kitty KrewAugust 22, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    Wowwwwww, and you and the gopher are amaaaaazing!!

    Purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  24. The Army of FourAugust 22, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    Woo! That's one tricky gopher!
    Luv,
    Dave

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  25. The Army of FourAugust 22, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    PS: Did you know I was going to say that?

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  26. Gemini and IchiroAugust 22, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    You are really really good.

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  27. AnonymousAugust 22, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    OMG Reese, that's so amazing!! You're the bestest forTuna teller we've ever known!!

    jane & Alice

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  28. Annie BearAugust 22, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    I'm glad to hear you're just a fraud but not a fake. :) You are very amazing!

    Purrs,
    Lucy

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  29. CatLadyDiaryAugust 22, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Reese, your freaking me out...oh by the way when am I going to Louisianna?

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  30. BeadedTailAugust 22, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Reese, that was truly amazing! Mommy tried it twice and it was right both times. She wants you to email her the winning lottery numbers for tonight. Thank you!

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  31. brokenteepeeAugust 22, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Reese, can I hire you for my next party?

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  32. The Oceanside AnimalsAugust 22, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    hello reese its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow yoo ar eeven better than karnak!!! and karnak was johnny carson so thats reely impressiv!!! ok bye

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  33. Brian's Home BlogAugust 22, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    Reese, you never cease to amaze me, your talents are absolutely endless.

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  34. HanselAugust 22, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    i believe in you oh great one!

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  35. Golden SamanthaAugust 22, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    Very frightening Madame Reese - I bow to your psychic abilities and would never doubt you. But 'tis very weird however. Shiver.
    xo Sammie

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  36. CATS 4 MEOWSAugust 22, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    We belive this ,are really really good.Pretty photo Reese!

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  37. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurAugust 22, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    Mmm... four tuna....

    We believe in anything that promises tuna!!

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  38. Cheyenne -MillieAugust 23, 2009 at 12:47 AM

    You are all knowing!

    That music scared my brother...

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  39. RockPuppyAugust 23, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    reese with a hat like that I believe you can do anything!

    -RockPuppy

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  40. Kitty McCormackAugust 23, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    OMC! That was amazing ForTUNA Tell Reese! Xanthe xxx

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  41. Angel MoMo and CharlotteAugust 23, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    Oh my! I had better be careful when you are around Reese. Love your hat!!!

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