Saturday, August 22, 2009

Reese the ForTUNA Teller Returns

Hello, dear friends. It is I, Madame Reese Kitty. The world's greatest ForTUNA Teller and best Mind Reader of all time. I sensed that you were needing me to return so...wahlah! I know there may be some of you questioning my abilities. Let me assure you, I am not a fake. A fraud perhaps, but not a fake.

Today, I have asked my prodigies to assist me with a demonstration that will shock and amaze you. Do not be afraid. Simply click on my image below.
I hope the spooky music did not frighten you. Now, I would like to leave you with this parting fortune cookie psychic message:

"Judge each day not by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant."

41 comments:

  1. I do not think you are a fake at all :)

    Huffle Mawson

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  2. That is brilliant, Reese. I believe!

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  3. Reese you are so clever. We hope you can't read everything that is in our minds.

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  4. Hi Madame Reese Kitty, Thank you for that demostration - we never thought you were a fake!
    Can you tell us when we will both be meeting tall, dark and handsome doggies?
    love and kisses
    Martha & Bailey xxxx
    ps do we need to cross your paw with a gold fish?

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  5. Truly amazing. I had no idea you had such talents.

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  6. We would NEFFUR doubt your abilities Madam Reese. Have a super Saturday!!!

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  7. oh Reese - you are so pretty - but then you are black and white like me - My little Livy would totally adore you - she just loves kitties

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  8. Hi reese!
    I hope you get a treat for your services, not every cat has your talent.

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  9. that was cool. you are no fraud.

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  10. How could anyone call your powers into question? All hail Reese the wonder kitty!

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  11. Reese, can you help me predict when I might get some more extra sharp cheddar cheese?

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  12. You are soooo talented Reese! Amazing kitty are you!

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  13. Wow Reese...I am speechless in amazement!

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  14. Hi Madam Reese
    You are Super Lovely today ;)
    hugs
    Kareltje =^.^=

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  15. Woo are soooo furry smart -

    Is there a khanine inside your khytty furry suit?

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  16. You always know the right things to say Reese sweety ;o)

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  17. that was very interesting - a different sort of post and I enjoyed it - Love your hat!

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  18. You are GOOD, Reese.......we love you!!!!!

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  19. * whoa *
    Reese Momma did it twice and it was correct...amazing!
    *hahahahahaha* Beans are entertained so easily.

    purrs
    Abby

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  20. It worked, it worked!

    Reese, I mean Madame Reese Kitty, I always knew you were 100% authentic!

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  21. Wowwwwww, and you and the gopher are amaaaaazing!!

    Purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  22. Woo! That's one tricky gopher!
    Luv,
    Dave

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  23. PS: Did you know I was going to say that?

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  24. OMG Reese, that's so amazing!! You're the bestest forTuna teller we've ever known!!

    jane & Alice

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  25. I'm glad to hear you're just a fraud but not a fake. :) You are very amazing!

    Purrs,
    Lucy

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  26. Reese, your freaking me out...oh by the way when am I going to Louisianna?

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  27. Reese, that was truly amazing! Mommy tried it twice and it was right both times. She wants you to email her the winning lottery numbers for tonight. Thank you!

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  28. Reese, can I hire you for my next party?

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  29. hello reese its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow yoo ar eeven better than karnak!!! and karnak was johnny carson so thats reely impressiv!!! ok bye

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  30. Reese, you never cease to amaze me, your talents are absolutely endless.

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  31. i believe in you oh great one!

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  32. Very frightening Madame Reese - I bow to your psychic abilities and would never doubt you. But 'tis very weird however. Shiver.
    xo Sammie

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  33. We belive this ,are really really good.Pretty photo Reese!

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  34. Mmm... four tuna....

    We believe in anything that promises tuna!!

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  35. You are all knowing!

    That music scared my brother...

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  36. reese with a hat like that I believe you can do anything!

    -RockPuppy

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  37. OMC! That was amazing ForTUNA Tell Reese! Xanthe xxx

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  38. Oh my! I had better be careful when you are around Reese. Love your hat!!!

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