- Did you hear the one about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? She set a new lap record.
- Did you hear the one about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
- Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- Where does a cat go when she loses her tail? A re-tail store.
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because she is always spotted.
- Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of it's bark.
- What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping Tom.
- Why did the cat like to go bowling? Because is was an Alley Cat.
- What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
- What's a cats favorite food on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What side of a cat has the most fur? The out-side.
I crack myself up.
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