Thursday, July 2, 2009

Thursday Thirteen - Giggles

This week's Thursday Thirteen features silly, ridiculous and corny cat jokes:
  1. Did you hear the one about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? She set a new lap record.
  2. Did you hear the one about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
  3. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  4. Where does a cat go when she loses her tail? A re-tail store.
  5. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
  6. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because she is always spotted.
  7. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of it's bark.
  8. What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
  9. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping Tom.
  10. Why did the cat like to go bowling? Because is was an Alley Cat.
  11. What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
  12. What's a cats favorite food on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
  13. What side of a cat has the most fur? The out-side.
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20 comments:

  1. Martha July 2, 2009 at 2:16 AM

    Hi Reese
    That has just made our mum laugh - that is just her sense of humour!
    Thanks for that - always good to start the day smiling!
    love
    Martha & Bailey xxx

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  2. Memories of Eric and FlynnJuly 2, 2009 at 4:11 AM

    Hahaha! A mice cream cone! Hahaha, we want one!

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  3. The Creek CatsJuly 2, 2009 at 4:31 AM

    MOL! Those were really funny, Reese! We love a good joke!

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  4. The Island CatsJuly 2, 2009 at 6:37 AM

    Haha! Thanks for the laughs today, Reese!

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  5. The MonkeysJuly 2, 2009 at 7:27 AM

    Thanks for making us laugh today, Reese!

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  6. JCJuly 2, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    Very Funny !!!!!!

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  7. BeadedTailJuly 2, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    Those are funny Reese! Thanks for starting our day off with laughs!

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  8. DaisyJuly 2, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    A "re-tail" store! Hahahaha!

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  9. The CrewJuly 2, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    Har, har! Mice cream!!!

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  10. The Kitty KrewJuly 2, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Hahahaha! Funny jokes!

    Purrs and hugs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  11. Laila and Angel MinchieJuly 2, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Hahahahaha! Those were very excellent jokes Reese!

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  12. Amy & the house of catsJuly 2, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    Ok, those were so corny! But I am sure I will use them all at some point!

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  13. Cezar and LéiaJuly 2, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    It's so funny! Cool post and all purrs and love to you dear friend!
    Luna(from Brazil)

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  14. Noll's NipJuly 2, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    #2 is my favorite!

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  15. AnonymousJuly 2, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Hahahaha! Those are good ones:)

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  16. TuckJuly 2, 2009 at 6:22 PM

    LOL! You are a funny kitty Reese!

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  17. The kitties over at Our family cat-a-blogJuly 2, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    You made alla' us smile so big! We needed that today. Thank you so much!☺

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  18. Cheyenne -MillieJuly 3, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    Ha! Ha! We thinks those are all very clever! Especially a re-tail store! and a mice cream cone!

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  19. Americanising DesiJuly 3, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    hahahaha! cheeeeeeesy ;)

    Love is funny"

    I Want You"

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  20. UPrintingJuly 6, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    Despite all of those jokes being corny, you're still the man, Reese... or woman.
    And yeah, we don't like having cheetahs on our games too...

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