You may be wondering why I am hidin' here with my green laser eyes blarin'. Well, da lady bean came up with dis really
stupid unique idea. She fought it would be "really cute" to have my cousin from across da street come over for a little visit. "While she's here, it would be so nice to take a picture of the two of you hugging for Hug Your Cat Day!"
Oh, great! Did I mention my cousin is a D-O-G?
Her name is EmyLou Hairless. Some purrsons finks she's really cute and sweet, but I's askeered of her. She just moves a little too quickly for me. I'm sorry, but dere'll be no hugging of da Reese kitty today.
Instead, I would like to share wiff you dis certificate dat I received from Ginger Jasper. She is so purrecious to give dis to her furriends. It awards a lifetime of purrs and hugs. I'm so glad she gaved it to me a'cuz dat's gonna be my hug from me to you for today. Happy Hug Your Cat Day.